schwino

a name for an individual who likes to "swing"; a swinger

Our neighbors are hot schwinos, and they are old as hell.

She is my schwam schwino.

by Louks April 30, 2006

schwince

really really tiny dick. shameful. can't have a good fuck with it.

"...So, where's your penis? Oh, I see! You have schwince! Hahahahhahahahahahaha."

by sexybaby30957 January 27, 2007

Schwing Job

Stimulating the anus whilst getting off.

Yo girl,that schwing job last night was hella tight.

by Notrex Hanemann March 25, 2009

Schindor

A Norse God. Schindor was the Norse god of amazingly enormous penis's. Schindor's shenanigans got him into big trouble with Odin, and was banished to earth to live out his life in Canada

"Did you see that guy with the penis? i think he was a descendant of Schindor"

by Ubibubbaganoosh October 20, 2009

schwendeled

This is when you are screwed out of something in a buisness type relationship by someone in the devils control. Such as laywers,bankers,and insurance people. The said screwing is usually but not limited to money and precious stones. Although they will claim to be the chosen people they are not to be trusted. They can be identified by their loss of hair and weight,extreme agitation,confusion,and in rare cases talking in tounges,extreme profanity,and possible homosexuality. Avoid these people and situations at all costs.

When my insurance rates went up, my agent got a new watch. I think I am being schwendeled.

by davidwaters November 26, 2012

schwinged

To puke rainbows and be in the boughs of happiness and joy. Also to reel and cartwheel in that sensation of new-found love. Humping the happy unicorn of life.

"I met my lady for lunch today and was so "schwinged" by the love of my life, I forgot I was hungry. I just feasted on her beauty and the reassurance that we will be together forever."

by St. Blame October 2, 2012

schwiddle-housen

*sh-qee-dil-house-en*
To wriggle one's body down a bed.

I schwiddle-housened down my bed last night and fell off.

by schwiddle-housen July 23, 2016