Schum

1. To ejaculate forcefully onto a surface and then shit forcefully in a diarrhea way, on the same spot, and then mixing the two to form a cum and shit mixture, or schum.

Dude, I schummed on Stephen's bed last night. That'll teach him not to fuck my girlfriend!!

by Jgump January 17, 2009

Schumacher

A derogatory insult, usually saved for an occasion that calls for extremely colourful language. Taken from the Hollywood Director Joel, a Schumacher is an often annoying, blatently homosexual individual whose penchant for all things colourful and rubber, single handedly killed one of the most grippingly dark action franchises of the 90's

"Your such a fuckin' Schumacher!"

by G-Train August 28, 2005

schrute

To look amazing and have a really good outfit.

Ex.
"Wow ana you look Schrute af today with that mustard button up"

by Dwight.beets January 27, 2017

schramm

To exaggerate the effects or perceived effects of a panic attack while high on marijuana.

2. To freak on out weed, neglect to recover, and exacerbate the nerves of fellow smokers and steer the evening towards a melodramatic conclusion.

"We got baked and watched the fireworks on the boob tube when that novice schrammed the whole affair. Pathetic."

by Max Schreck November 26, 2007

Schlumy

A State of awkward being where the subject person is so very lovable.

I said to my brother "Stop being so Schlumy!"

by Sclum-ologist Aficionado March 31, 2011

schrimpson

the bumhole of a baby yak.

that baby yak has a massive schrimpson!

J: god! did you see the schrimpson on that yak
D: NO no i did not see the schrimpson on that yak
J: well you lose.

by babyyak May 9, 2011

Schrambam

A word used to define someone with large facial features, particularly the nose.

Wow, did you see the size of the nose on that Schrambam

by teamramrod19 April 2, 2013