schmockabsorber

A hooker in Haifa.

I picked up a rash from that schmockabsorber I banged last night.

by Koos January 4, 2004

Schmuckly

1. Derived from the yiddish word schmuck, meaning penis.
Schmuckly means something that is stupid or annoying.

Person: (beating on your house door)

You: (yelling from inside the house) HEY SCHMUCKLY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!?!?

or

Person: What do you think of Paris Hilton trying to sing?

Person 2: Paris Hilton is one Schmuckly SOB, WE all know she cant sing.

by Schmuckly Tim August 26, 2007

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

Schmuckenshit

An idiot whose only moments of brilliance are completely evil or just plain mean.

Your schmuckenshit of an ex boyfriend dumped laxatives in your wedding cake!

by Meadow Grace July 12, 2014

schmickle

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...

"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"

by The Admiral November 13, 2003

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.

"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"

by Col December 5, 2003

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 16, 2006