Col's definitions

dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.

oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!

by col February 4, 2005

brixton

A depressing hole south of the river. Where the only grass is the dried kind.Don't make eye contact with anyone unless you want to be shot.Londons' ghetto.

Wow! I got out of Brixton alive!

by col January 25, 2005

nobber

Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.

What did you do that for? You nobber.

by Col April 23, 2004

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.

"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"

by Col December 5, 2003

frisk

An event where you have fun, and have a good time.

It can also be used to describe a person, meaning they are fun, and "a good laugh".

Sliding down those stairs head-first on an air mattress was a frisk!

I always have fun with Dave. He's a frisk.

by Col April 23, 2004

marpat

Marpat is the better of the two existing digital patterns: the ones used by U.S. Marines and that Canadian "forces" thing north of here.
was perfected for the use of soldiers
that actually do stuff.

GI Joe: Hey, lets go buy our new digital uniforms and actually put them to use.

Gi Schmo: Who doesn't?

Gi Joe: Those guys up north.

Gi Schmo: they have an army?

Gi Joe: I wouldn't blame you for not knowing.

Both: HA HA HA HA HA!...

by Col May 5, 2005

mush

A slang word pointlessly tagged onto the end of a sentence when talking to someone you know and respect.

Commonly used by townies, and scunners.

You alright, mush?

Wanna go out tonight, mush?

by Col April 23, 2004