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dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.
oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!
by col February 4, 2005
mugGet the dick van dyke accentmug.

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.
"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"
by Col December 5, 2003
mugGet the schmuckmug.

nobber

Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.
What did you do that for? You nobber.
by Col April 23, 2004
mugGet the nobbermug.

mush

A slang word pointlessly tagged onto the end of a sentence when talking to someone you know and respect.

Commonly used by townies, and scunners.
You alright, mush?

Wanna go out tonight, mush?
by Col April 23, 2004
mugGet the mushmug.

lard

An enthusiastic, friendly greeting, usually made from one male to another. It originated from an exaggerated "Lad!" ("Laaaaad!"), before obtaining the extra 'r' to give it a deeper, more solid sound.
Woahhh! John lard!
by Col April 23, 2004
mugGet the lardmug.

chelsea tractor

a big suv type car driven around chelsea by snooty rich bitches.Think range rovers going around a london street.
look at her in her chelsea tractor.
by col January 22, 2005
mugGet the chelsea tractormug.

scum

(adj.) Possibly the worst word you can have your name associated with.

It is hard to define the word, but it is basically used to describe someone so disgraceful that they are seen as the lowest form of life. "Worthlessness", "waste of skin", "dirt". "Nothing". Far worse than most other insults, where the victim is often just referred to as genetalia.

The fact that "scum" is a non-swear, and seen as perfectly acceptable English, makes it even more demeaning and offensive. If you are condemned as a "cunt" or a "fucktard", then you are simply being attacked with cliché profanity, used spontaneously and with no particular venom or thought. "Scum", however, is usually only used in exclusive conditions where it is the only word for the job, and makes the victim feel like the lowest of the low.
You are scum.
Absolute scum.
by Col March 26, 2005
mugGet the scummug.

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