life

1. hell
2. to extremist christians (aka everyone in MY life) it is "A time to glorify and enjoy God forever! Hallelujah!"
3. a piece of shit that is worthless and ends the way it begins... in a state of nothingness.
4. a time when you can just be atheist and have unclouded judgement.
5. not worth living.

Wow- I can't get a boyfriend. why is everyone unattracted to me? I can't get anti-depressants because i'm not 18 yet. I don't want to deal with this shitbag called life anymore.

*sigh* i'm pretty but no one notices.

by PhantomPhan April 18, 2007

SchmuckerNuckers

A stupid explitive. Say it in place of profanity.

I just spilled nail polish all over my Phantom soundtrack!!! "OH SCHMUCKERNUCKERS!!!!"

by PhantomPhan June 13, 2006

Madame Giry

A character in Phantom of the Opera. She is the ballet m i s t r e s s and mother of Meg Giry.

Madame Giry: "Christine Daae could sing it, Sir!"

by PhantomPhan December 31, 2005

Andrew Lloyd Webber

A well known composer who has composed the scores for many Broadway musicals such as: Phantom of the opera, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Cats, Evita, and many others.

Phan 1: "Hey, what do you think of Andrew Lloyd Webber?"
Phan 2: "OMG he rox!"

by PhantomPhan December 31, 2005

Il Muto

The second opera performed in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera. Its the one in which Christine is cast as the Countess by Erik's command, but then Andre and Firmin, the new managers, decide to cast Carlotta as the countess instead.

Erik: "In the new production of Il Muto you will therefore cast Carlotta as the pageboy and put Miss Daae in the role of countess.The role which miss Daae plays calls for charm and appeal. The role of the pageboy is silent which makes my casting, in a word, ideal!"

by PhantomPhan December 30, 2005

LOL

Chatspeak for "laughing out loud". Often overused. Say it when you have nothing else to say, for it can spur discussion.

user 1: LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!
user 2: What are you laughing at?
user 1: I just thought of an inside joke! ROFL!
user 2: Wow. Fascinating.

by PhantomPhan December 30, 2005