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Loom Raider

A person who has a predisposition for causing accidents that ruin carpets, rugs and upholstery.

By lucky coincidence, the frantic tidying and commotion caused by the Loom Raider's upset often unearths items that have long since been thought lost. In student digs this will most commonly include lighters, money, weed/hash and other artifacts of (some) value.
Crash! Glug, glug, glug..
Loom Raider: "Oh, man. I'm so sorry. Why is it always me?"
Owner: "Because you're a klutz."
L.R.: "I'll help tidy up.. hmm.. what's this?"
Owner: "OMG! It's Emma's number! I thought I'd lost it! Haha! You're a Loom Raider! OK, you're off the hook.. I hope she hasn't forgotten me.. (etc.)"
by Chandra42 October 27, 2008
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Doppler radar

Essentially this is the opposite of bukakke. The man is surrounded by many women, while blowing his load in a circular motion like the line in a doppler radar screen.
Dude I totally pulled a doppler radar on these chicks last night, they had no idea what was comming.
by pedrOOOO May 11, 2009
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Raider Rash

Raider Rash is strand of STD's which comes from Lubbock, Texas. The disease is airborne but can also be contracted from bestiality (or similar animal looking creatures). It has side effects of painful urination, pustules around the genitalia, denial (see above), and will decrease GPA to a 1.0 which is still above average at the University of Texas Tech. The only cure is to quarantine infected areas (Lubbock) from the rest of the world.
Guy 1-"Hey do you want to go to Lubbock this weekend?"

Guy 2-"No, you can get Raider Rash by just being in their presence."
by Weggy2389 February 11, 2009
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Raidering

Swagger boisterously. Pillage just for fun; take what you want rather than take what the defense gives you. Exude the lifestyle, not just during the season, which separates the Raiders from the other 31 teams in the National Football League.
Always be raidering.
by stvmllr September 13, 2011
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On My Radar

To have someone or something running through your mind, and most likely your loving it.

A Britney Spears song.
Omgz the hawt italian stallions Jonas Brothers have been on my radar all day long!
by BreeeeBatttttt April 7, 2008
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raiders

a team who has got 53-36-2 record versus broncos, 54-36-2 record versus the chargers, 6-4-0 versus 49ers
and a winning record against 28 of the 31 NFL teams they have played. also the only team to be in superbowls in three different decades.
Raider hater: raiders suck
Raider fan: raiders have beat you more times than you have beat the raiders. how do the raiders suck
by Bradam August 8, 2006
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Raiders

A kick ass football team, that while it sucks now was very good in the past. Super Bowl good.
by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007
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