Procrasturbation

Procrastinating masturbation. When you hold off from jacking it to do it later.

Person 1: I'll masturbate later

Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!

by Chispatr April 18, 2010

Procrastibator

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011

procrastinate

when you notice something outside your window, such as a swarm of butterflies or a shinny object or your neighbor picking his nose, that keeps you from doing whatever you have to get done.

i dont really have an example, because the definition was to amazing!

(procrastinate) they needed the word...

by joey!! ;D May 10, 2010

procrasturbate

When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.

by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

procrasturbate

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

by Procrastines February 22, 2009

Procrasturbate

To put off a task until you are finished masturbating.

I was going to go to school, but then I procrasturbated, and I missed the bus.

by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009

procrasterbate

To hold something or things off by masturbating

Tim: Hey, John are you going to do the science project?

John: I think I will go procrasterbate in the bathroom.

Tim: You little fucker.

by bolls in a can July 23, 2011