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Procrastibation

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.
"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."
by DeBaser485 December 21, 2008
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productive procrastination

putting off doing something which really needs to be done by doing something else instead which needs to be done.
she was an expert in the art of productive procrastination always putting off doing things but getting so much else done instead being such a contrarian.
by DavidofOrgamianity.org July 29, 2012
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Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.
"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."
by Female Gumby December 19, 2016
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procrastiative

Being creative while procrastinating, or procrastinating in a creative fashion.
"So my mum locked me in an empty room with my pencil case and my maths homework, so instead of doing my work I made a mural out of my own shoes, a rubber band, a glue stick and the curtains. Talk about being procrastiative, huh?"
by LucyAdair July 2, 2008
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procrastahatin

When you are procrastinating with someone who is also procrastinating and you hate them for it.
She's just procrastahatin' cause she ain't doing anything useful now either.
by stevemcking January 2, 2011
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Procrastibate

Masturbating with over an hours worth of hw on the desk in front of you and a pencil/pen/calculator in your other hand
I procrastibate on my math text book so frequently that it doesn't open anymore
by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011
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Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).
Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."
by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014
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