procrasturbate

Putting off other things in order to masturbate.

She would often procrasturbate instead of getting her work done.

by DfwBigExec March 14, 2013

procrasturbate

To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.

"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"

"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"

"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"

by IAMTHECAKE June 17, 2013

procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

Procrastibating

Masturbating while procrastinating.

I did not get much study done today because I was procrastibating.

by Jabbing May 2, 2014

Procrasturbate

Jacking off to avoid or delay doing something more productive.

Trav - Hey man have you finished that maths assignment due in the morning?

Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.

*Next day*

Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?

by travvo May 13, 2014

Procrastinate

Im on urban dictionary procrastinating instead of doing my school stuff.

Please help me to stop Procrastinate, i need to do school stuff.

by LolGetRektUrbanDic March 29, 2015

procrastabation

When a man or woman starts masturbating instead of doing what they are supposed to be doing.

procrastabation- A man was at work and he was really bored. He had a great idea to procrastinate and masturbate at the same time. He named his new idea "procrastabating"

by milkyman55 June 3, 2015