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"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"
"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"
"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"
"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"
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Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.
"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."
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by Jabbing May 2, 2014
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Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.
*Next day*
Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
Paul - Nah, been chronically procrasturbating. I'll get around to it soon.
*Next day*
Paul - I procrasturbated all night. Can I copy yours?
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