Procrasturbation

the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.

Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"

Procrasturbation is a grade killer

by Tommy Maddox January 29, 2007

Procrastination Nation

the act procrastinating, thus joining a nation of other procrastinators in your attempts to put off your work. often exclaimed loudly when the person realizes they are procrastinating or told to friends via text message or facebook status. can sometimes be said in unison if two or more people are procrastinating together.

Ex.1

-guy 1- hey man, have you finished that history paper yet?

-guy 2- no way, ive been watching TV all night. Procrasination Nation!

Ex.2

-guy 1- im totally procrastinating right now, i haven't even started on a project thats due tomorrow.

-guy 2- me neither. im just gonna play Xbox or watch tv.

-guy 1 and 2- (in unison) Procrastination Nation!

by steeevo12345 October 26, 2009

procrastination

Waiting till the last minute to get something done..

"I procrastinated on my English paper by starting in the night before it was due and got a zero."

by ronker November 21, 2003

procrastibate

1) Procrastinating masturbation, only long enough to talk to your mother/girlfriend on the phone when she asks "What are you doing?" and you say "Nothing..." in case they have a hidden camera setup after the last time you told them that.

2) Masturbating instead of doing your english homework and then texting your teacher for an "extension".

No, I procrastibated! ;)

by raichupal November 21, 2010

procrastitute

(noun) A cheap whore of dalliance and delay.

Instead of paying his electricity bill, Jonathan pissed away the afternoon playing two games of ATTACK, taking a personality test on facebook, and writing a few inane definitions on urbandictionary.com What a procrastitute!

by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

Procrastochist

Someone who finds sexual pleasure in slacking, avoiding work and general procrastination.

Doyle E Bellfee gets aroused when his girlfriend finds arbitrary ways of avoiding her paperwork, he is a procrastochist.

by 29Prin March 22, 2009

pro in procrastination

doing really well at not doing what you are supposed to do; procrastination. Typical for students skipping reading near exams by suddenly cleaning excessively or learning a skill that would be useful in an earlier era.

Student: Exams are coming up, have you read well lately?
Student 2: Nyaaa, I've learnt to speak basic Sami, scrubbed the walls, cleaned my computer and rewritten my CV.
Student: Fornication, you put the pro in procrastination.

by hreutz May 9, 2010