Pocket Like

Similar to Pocket Texting. When your phone is in your pocket and connected to Facebook, sometimes it will "like" some people's statuses, often inappropriately.

John Smith - I am so upset, how could she leave me like this?!?!?

Steve Jones likes this

John Smith - DUDE!!!
Steve Jones - Sorry, it was a pocket like

by BigCWithWords May 16, 2011

Poo pocket

When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.

Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient

Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!

by Duffman445 June 16, 2018

i dropped my hot pocket

When you get scared af

I thought I saw a ghost and I dropped my hot pocket

by Just that average guy February 14, 2017

rot pocket

name used to describe mtf trans. their new front holes are festering and infected from not being allowed to heal.

Joe: I hear trannies bullied pickamee into changing her identity.
Bob: Those rot pockets are just jealous that she's an actual woman.

by Whalebox July 2, 2023

Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

otters pocket

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused.

'she was as wet as an otters pocket'

by lee michigan July 9, 2003

rocket in my pocket

Having an erection in your pants near the pocket.

I was afraid to talk to Carla because I had a rocket in my pocket.

by ("")(^:::^)("") January 31, 2007