Piss Poor Shot

This definition refers to a guy's inability to aim his cock when he's taking a piss. This lack of skill is quite apparent when the perp is done and there are yellow pee stains on the toilet rim and floor. Some douche bags don't even bother to lift the toilet seat and piss all over it as well. Ya gotta wonder when you see pools of pee on the floor in front of a urinal only a few inches from a dude's dick how he can manage to fuck that process up. Perhaps some day somebody will patent crosshairs for dicks so a sporting guy can practice his marksmanship.

Guys; don't be a piss poor shot. Aim your cock like you aim your Glock! - And remember to flush!

Piss Poor Shot by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

piss call 

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.

Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.

piss call by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020

piss stones

A male urinal, especially in a pub or bar

Oih lad, where's the piss stones I'm brasting

piss stones by The Gilmeister January 11, 2014

piss dream 

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream

I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.

piss dream by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009

Piss ache 

An sensation used to describe something that is unpleasing and horrible as if it hurts when you pee. Listening to an unpleasant person may metaphorically give you a piss ache like the strange pain you'd experience if it burns when you pee.

"Goodness, that d*ckhead gives me such a piss ache."

Piss ache by Random G February 7, 2010

Piss miss 

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.

I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.

Piss miss by rug dude August 9, 2012

Piss on the dump 

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.

After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump

Piss on the dump by EIDT August 17, 2014