Piddle

A dick!

STFUATTP. Shut the fuck up and take this piddle.

by Piddlebaby23 October 12, 2023

Piddler

A pedophile who diddles youth; usually a pastor.

Redneck Rabbi is a dirty piddler for touching those young boys! You need my woodchipper?

by Randy01999 May 3, 2024

Piddler

A term for someone who is between the relationship status of Friend and Acquaintance.

John: Yeah, just met Phillip, he's a piddler.

by Boy Cooter November 9, 2025

Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’

These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.

by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025

Piddle

The act of taking a piss but stopping mid way through. Usually a technique used at night to make sure that the bathroom isnt being approached by anyone. Or you can just piss in the sink instead

I was taking a piss at 1 am but i had to cut it short into a piddle because i heard my mom walking up to the bathroom

by Darkening m’coon December 10, 2025

ferrari paddles

used to describe the folds or layers of fat on the backs of large women

look at the ferrari paddles on her

by stones October 24, 2007

Meat paddles

The extremities we call hands.

My tits longed for his meat paddles.

by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017