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partner

The name you use when referring to the other half of your two people spy duo. One generally uses this term to keep the identity of the other person private because if he told you her real name he'd have to shoot you.

Partners usually partake in dangerous missions for spy organizations you have never heard of. Examples include but are not limited to: wearing fancy attire and attending boujee parties for the sake of "intelligence", sexily jumping out of fast-moving vehicles, passionately arguing and then passionately making out, surprising locals buy speaking every foreign language, and ordering cocktails you've never heard of with liquor so expensive you'll never taste it.
One Partner: As soon as you have put on your tactical spy lingerie and parachute we can jump out of this stealth hot air balloon we can overthrow the government of this island and still watch the Monaco Gran Prix at noon.

Other Partner: Got it Partner
by MasterBabyCarrot June 17, 2019
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someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning

Used instead of " someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning" for when the person looks really annoyed/ angry
jack: Geez that lady over there looks like shes gonna destroy something
John: someone found their partner in the wrong bed this morning
by MR....X July 24, 2010
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queer platonic partner

it's like being really close friends with someone and also have romantic aspects
"bro was that your gf back there"
"nah bro it was my queer platonic partner (qpp)"
by meme cubed May 29, 2016
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domestic partnership

a domestic partnership is a form relation between two people in which one person is usually domesticated like a cow or a dog resulting in said domesticated person being inclined to do everything their master partner tells them to do. frequently made popular by facebook and ignorant people unsure of the true definition.
Chip: Does anyone know where Walter has been recently?
Buck: Nope. Him and his girlfriend are in a domestic partnership on facebook though.
Chip: He probably sucks at life now.
by Orlandbro March 17, 2011
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Lifetime Partner

Someone who will be your partner for the rest of your life, you will have the same sex and teh same cock forever.
Shannon and Rich are lifetime partners
by DaBomb July 10, 2003
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(US BUSINESS LAW) a type of business organization which is a cross between a partnership and a corporation. In a private partnership, all of the partners own all the assets in common and have unlimited liability; in a corporation, the firm assets are owned by a legal "person," and shareholders are liable only for the value of their stake (equity) in the firm.

Partnerships have higher risk for members, but their management can disclose a lot less and the taxes are lower. Limited/limited liability partnerships represent a compromise.

In a limited partnership, one or more of the partners has unlimited liability ("general partners") and the others have liability limited to their equity stake in the firm ("limited partners"). A limited partnership is indicated by the initials "LP" after the name, e.g. Apollo Management, LP.

In a limited liability partnership, all members have limited liability; specifically, the other partners of the LLP are shielded from torts for malpractice against the other partners, BUT they are legally responsible for financial claims against the whole organization. LLP liability varies somewhat by state law (several US states do not permit LLP's at all), and somewhat by the terms of the LLP agreement for that particular partnership.

Apologies to Urban Dictionary for an error in the definition of private equity fund and hedge fund: both types of fund are almost never LLP's; they are often limited partnerships (LP's).
The limited liability partnership is a popular form of business organization for lawyers and other professionals.
by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010
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lab partner

When you're going out with someone but you're in that awkward stage where you are transitioning from best friends to boyfriend/girlfriend. You basically are afraid to even touch each other. Don't fret, soon you'll be making out and all of your other friends will yell at you for PDA.
Dude, you guys are so awkward

Don't worry, we're just being lab partners.
by WoahBro May 27, 2010
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