Help, I need help

You say this phrase when you are genually stressed and in danger because your shoe lace has become undone. It is best to scream it so people can be alarmed and tie it for you.

"Help, I need help"
"What is it?"
"My shoe lace has come undone"
The person then reties it for you

by WiseWordsFromCP December 21, 2017

we need to talk

1. Your girlfriend wants to break up with you
2. Your parents found your stash.

1. We need to talk. I hate you.
2. We need to talk. I found this in your dresser.

by ghjgh May 21, 2004

You need Jesus!

Its the act of telling someone they need a whole lotta help; referring to people who are way past the point of return

Bethany: I have a foot fetish
Mike: You need Jesus!
Bethany: OMG I know

by realniQQa143 May 27, 2016

Needham

Needham is a town southwest of Boston with about 1 bank per household. Its teenage population consists of mostly burnouts, rich chicks and jocks. Needham is so boring that the cops don't have anything better to put in the police blotter than "Baked Goods Mistaken For Weapons" and "Truck Backs Into Gift Shop."

Needham does have crazy parties, though.

by needhamite December 28, 2005

Needle Nuts

When it's cold outside or you are in a situation where your nuts shrivel up into one condensed sac. Normally used when chillin with the niggas. Highly embarrassing in certain situations.

Man 1: "Fuck man, it's needle nuts nigga hours."
Man 2: "For real, I can't let my woman see me like this!"

by Grizzly Wintergreen LONG CUT February 16, 2019

I need to pee

basically can I use the bathroom/ where is the bathroom

I need to pee

by Wiggly Mr.Dickls the 1st October 8, 2019

depth of need

How far you are willing to humiliate yourself through the pathetic subjection of your life to the moronic whims of a bitch just to get some pussy.

What´s wrong with your bro?
Jenna is messing his brain probing his depth of need for pussy.

by rperazag May 6, 2010