Creamed Myself

To jizz ones underwear, male or female from excitement of sexual arousal.

That girl was so hot I creamed myself.

by Saxonbitch August 6, 2019

molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

brooke myself

the act of fucking yourself...but censored

"i brooke myself allllllllllll the time."

"every time i brooke myself, someone catches me!"

by b-rock26 October 10, 2008

Peshed meself loofin

This is how someone with both a Swedish and Irish accent would pronounce 'pissed myself laughing'.

guy A - wow really?
guy B - yes - the cat rolled onto its back and let out a tiny fart. I absolutely peshed meself loofin

by blitz wagon March 21, 2023

pimpin' myself out

to act as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an ice grill.
She is pimpin' herself out to buy crack.

by LizzieZulu October 28, 2006

chilling with myself

instead of chilling with you friends, you take the day to just jerk off.

bro #1: "Yo, we hanging out today?" bro #2: "Not today, man. I think ill just be chilling with myself." bro #1: "Okay, tomorrow then."

by arcade guy November 8, 2011

myselfeld

Myselfeld is a small YouTube channel with a small amount of videos with his high hopes to go viral. His videos are in English.

Myselfeld is currently my favorite YouTuber.

by Myselfeld June 6, 2020