Mormon Cuddle

A method of cuddling that is highly uncomfortable and does not involve any physical affection. Participants typically are sitting up straight with at least 3 inches of space between their bodies.

That awkward couple in the movie theater have been doing a Mormon cuddle the whole time.

by Get at me April 15, 2012

moronasaurus

someone so utterly stupid that you're amazed that they even know how to breathe.

You voted for Bush? What the fuck kind of moronasaurus are you?

by Bulldog6 October 7, 2006

Mormon hole

Any hole, crack, fold, or flap on a woman's body other than her vagina. Since premarital sex is forbidden for Joseph Smith sycophants, they will often use the rationalization that only penis + vagina = sex, and anything else is fair game.

Betty didn't want to upset Baby Jesus, so she would only let her boyfriend put his penis a Mormon hole -- he liked her mouth and armpit best.

by Dharma Midget May 8, 2017

Urban Dictionary Moron

Any one person leaving a definition of their made up word on Urban Dictionary. They in turn hope it will become an actual word people use.

99.9% of the words on here are added by Urban Dictionary Morons. Urban Dictionary should slim down their entries to words that people actually use by having real proof of word use.

by Judge, jury and executioner. December 13, 2010

mormon docking

The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.

(Nick): Molly and I tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.

by trust me, I am a docker. January 11, 2011

moron

This refers to 90% of the population and there inability to make logical and common sense decisions.

The only way to deal with this is to treat everybody as a moron till proven otherwise.

How? Explain things to them like you would a child and hope they dont make a mistake

If you require an example you are probably part of the problem

by Azreil February 16, 2005

Moronavirus

A virus that affects the stupidest of people. Makes them act irrational, wreckless, and like a moron.

Hey did you hear? Trump has moronavirus.
He's still my president.
I didn't know it was contagious! Get away!

by Cunter Jewheim March 2, 2020