Microscock

A penis so small a microscope is needed to see it.

I didn't even have a chance with the deaf, extremely drunk girl once she saw my microscock and started laughing hysterically.

by Archie the dog January 19, 2009

Microsoft

A small, wide and not visible penis

Albert’s penis is such a Microsoft.

by Adub48 May 10, 2018

microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.

I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

microsoft word

The only way the illest mo' fuckas on the planet say "word".

Billy: Yeah he bought the spinach.
Johnny: Oh, microsoft word!

by Max Dish June 10, 2007

Microsoft's Law

With each subsequent release of a product, the chance of failure grows ever closer to 100%, without ever touching 100%, yet.

Non-Techie: Damnit! My fail copy of Windows crashed again. Why does it keep doing this?

Techie: Microsoft's Law, obviously. Just install Windows 95, it'll work much better.

by Shardok GraBug January 11, 2010

Microsofty

A person sensitive about his/her computer.

A Microsofty is unavoidable.

by Alaiinya June 10, 2007

Microscope

Apparatus that is commonly used to engage in the smoking of a certain herb.

Hey man, that's my microscope.

MiCroScOpE. Now I'm skiing...

by Fjurg van der Ploeg May 17, 2009