Dell

The Ford of computers.

Dell computers are sold very cheap, but you get exactly what you pay for.

by Fuckitall June 30, 2006

women

Credited for being bad drivers.
Yet it's not their fault, it's becuase they're near sighted, due to them being convinced by men over and over that this ---------- is eight inches.

Women: Can't live with them, can't live without them.

by Fuckitall September 04, 2008

reality tv

A very good example of how easy it is to keep people in today's world entertained. It's always about a group of 20 or so, very retarded people competing in stupid shit and rambling some of the stupidest things ever said. C'mon people, how can watching a bunch of people living inside a house while having their every move recorded be good TV?
GET A LIFE!!!

The shittiest thing to happen to the U.S. since George W. Bush.

Was started with Road Rules in MTV(figures)

Person 1: Are you going to watch that new reality tv show about 2 monkeys scratching their balls for an hour?

Person 2: No, I'm going to watch the one about people inventing really stupid shit.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

come baby come

Good old school song expressing the good old way of getting some. mmmm mmmm bitch!!!!!

Come baby come is da shit!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

Cingular

A company that claims that a "Leading Independant Research Company" says they have the fewest dropped calls. I wish they could tell me the name of this Research Company so I could tell them that they're full of shit!

A piece of crap provider. I signed with AT&T and they were awsome, as soon as they got bought out, everything went to hell. I can't wait for my contract to be over.

Fuck Cingular! My calls drop all the time!

by Fuckitall June 29, 2006

Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

puff daddy

A creature who survives by feeding off other people's talent.

Besides the gay name, he is also master of taking a good song and converting to the worst thing your ears can hear.

Lives in the society called rap, where other talentless creatures reside.

we now see the puff daddy attempting to create a song of his own, a pathetic attempt nonetheless.

by fuckitall June 11, 2006