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Human Microwave

The act of penetrating your anal cavity with a frozen banana to the point it defrosts and oozes out of your rectum in a pleasant bowel movement.
1- Wow! Mogley really did the human microwave last night.

2- Oh my god, did you hear it?
by gfhadgfkhdsf;s January 23, 2023
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The milk's in the microwave

When you started a commitment but now aren't sure.

You put the milk in the microwave, but now you're not sure you want it.
Becky: I don't know if I actually want to go to brunch with the girls.
Sarah: Well, the milk's in the microwave.
by psuedynom November 9, 2021
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Microwaved

When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.
I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.
by Poopcicle007 August 1, 2018
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microwaveablelessness

Lacking the ability to be safely be heated by a microwave oven. Things that have microwaveablelessness include 12 oz. soda cans, pressurized cans of R-12, chicken eggs in their shells, sealed film canisters filled with water, dry ice bombs, mercury thermometers, electronics, and lithium-ion batteries.
Saddam learned the hard way about the microwaveablelessness of a camping propane cylinder. He almost lost his house.
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Miroslav

Miroslav is a guy who have very big, thick and strong penis. Can last in bad for hours. He is a legend.
Is that Miroslav? Yes he have very big massive cock.
by jeabič123 November 22, 2021
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microrave

when you light glow sticks and put them in the microwave and all the colourful liquid from the glow stick gets spread all in the microwave.
looks like a rave in a microwave
guy 1 - dude whats a microrave
guy 2 - idk go check urbandictionary.com
by qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp March 26, 2009
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the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn
after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.
by krupabot February 18, 2014
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