by chris99163 April 1, 2009
Get the masterbationsensation mug.The act of having sex by yourself, sort of. Chances are someone in your vicinity is doing it at this very moment.
by captainfugu December 30, 2008
Get the masturbation mug.The act of three or more people jacking off or fingering themselves or others in the same room. This group maybe be of mixed genders or only one gender.
Jim: Dude, I was at Elliot's house the other day and he got some chicks to come over and jack us off.
John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?
Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.
John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?
Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.
by Jack Alof August 9, 2008
Get the Group masturbation mug.When a guy who always denied ever jacking off first proclaims to their friends that they indeed do masterbate. Usually admitted after days, months and years of questioning and teasing.
Krieg- "You missed it last night. Brett finally caved."
Chase- "How's that?"
Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"
Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"
Chase- "How's that?"
Krieg- "Masterbation Proclamation"
Chase- "I always knew he was a jackoff"
by woundtight September 25, 2011
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"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.
"Wow this girl I just jacked off to is real nasty." Or where you loose complete sexual interest after you bust.
You- Fuck me this chick is sucking that dick so good.
You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".
You post nut- Man wtf this chick is nasty and the concept of porn is fucked up, I mean I'm getting off to someone getting off wtf man I just had a
"Masterbation Realization".
by Brewski Jones June 5, 2017
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Get the Masturbation Burn mug.The time spent wait for porn to buffer. The time that one spends waiting until the selected material is buffered and ready for viewing; at which point one can proceed with pleasuring one self.
I got home and due to my slow connection speed I had to masterwaiting until I could watch my girl Ava Addams and finish myself enjoyment.
by Markie Markie July 11, 2017
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