Marshmallow Pig

A really, really fat women.

Jennys such a fucking marshmallow pig.

by Dill Wum August 12, 2009

soggy marshmallow

When the marshmallow soaks up all the jelly in a pudding.

John, those marshmallow seem to be soaking up all the jelly and causing soggy marshmallows.

by jellymaster123 November 21, 2010

marshmallow nuts

A over weight male who is a pussy.

Be carfull what you say around him cas he has marshmallow nuts

by L to the mother fucking T August 27, 2009

marshmallow slap

The act of ejaculating into the palm of your hand and smacking someone in the face.

hands ejaculating smacking marshmallow slap

by SatansBestFriend September 29, 2013

Marshmallow Pussy

Pussy that has melt-in-your-mouth when sucked, indistinguishable from a marshmallow.

I was eating pussy one afternoon and it felt like a marshmallow in my mouth, so marshmallow pussy it is.

by 2crazybastard May 7, 2018

turd in a marshmallow

''Bad costume that outperforms a more impressive costume for a stupid reason such as cute factor''

Alternatively, “grown man gets salty that a literal child is getting more attention than him”.

I spent $6k and over 40 hours building my 100% movie-accurate 'Groot' costume and yet all the idiots in my office can't stop emailing about Shannon's dumbass toddler's bullshit 'Baby Groot' costume that honestly looks like a turd in a marshmallow.

by throwaway87634 October 27, 2019

Crusty Marshmallow

When after a one night stand, you masturbate onto the other person's pillow while they're taking a shower.

I snuck out while she was getting ready, buy not before I left her a crusty marshmallow.

by Cmellow April 27, 2017