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Jehanara 

a Jehanara is a shy sort of girl who never stops smiling and has a heart of gold. Her girlishness mixed with her innocence will remind you of a child, whilst her intelligence surpasses that of any high school teacher. Though she hides herself under over-sized pink dresses and tops, she actually has large rippling muscles covering her entire body.

If you are lucky enough to find a Jehanara, don't let her go.
Boy 1: "wow! who's that extremely sweet and intelligent girl lifting those weights?"

Boy 2: "That's a Jehanara"

Boy 1: "I want one!"

Boy 2: "you should be so lucky!
Jehanara by Natural-Mineral October 27, 2012
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johannson 

When someone is a stud.
Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!
johannson by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013
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johantan ayala 

Aka Lil J A FUCKIN awesome friend he cute too he probably fucked ur bitch
Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.
See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne
Johanne by SMU1234 June 6, 2020
A girl named Johanne is SO beautiful. She's the kind of girl you see on the street and gasp. She makes every boy go crazy. She's also very smart and kind. Very loyal, you can always count on her. She's also sexy af
Girl: hey, this is my friend Johanne
Guy: Holy crap, she's so hot
Johanne by yeahidkidk November 13, 2020

Johann Daveed 

The most musically talented person you'll ever meet.

Very opinionated and spicy. Confrontational and opinionated. He's always right so he's earned the privilege to be boastful.

"Wrath" is an understatement for when you aggravate this intellect.
"Moonlightish moonlight under moonlight", by Johann Daveed.

"Johann! Johann Daveed! Get the Apples to Apples!" - cousin
Johanneke's are usually Dutch. They are crazy weird but in a way you feel drawn to. They have beautiful soul snatching eyes and a smile that makes your heart skip a beat.

They live for taking care of the people they love, showering you in their insane amount of mom energy.

They are hella smart too. Hella? Yes, don't think she's an angel, even though she looks like one from the outside.

There's a demon residing inside her. And you either get a succubus, vampire or a murderous beast. Be careful what you wish for.

If you ever find one, as a friend or lover: keep her happy. You will forever regret the day she leaves you.
That's Johanneke, she's Dutch.

Don't look into Johanneke's eyes, she will steal your soul!

She's such a mom, that Johanneke.
Johanneke by Joadmirer November 22, 2021