intelligence

Intelligence is correlated to the ability to adapt to different environments and circumstances. The higher the intelligence, the easier it is to deal with ambiguity, incomplete information, and to make intuitive leaps in logic that turn out to be productive and right. The lower the intelligence, the less likely it is to adapt to change and the less likely it is for that organism to be successful in the new and changing environment.

Democrat politicians tend to lack the ability to deal with ambiguous information, to make correct intuitive generalizations, and therefore seem to lack the basic intelligence needed to adapt and survive. This is why the Democrat party is slowly losing favor due in large part to a failure to deal effectively with changes taking place in the political landscape, and this failure to adapt is directly correlated to the general lack of intelligence demonstrated by Democrats.

intelligence by Dr. Rogers March 7, 2005

Inteligentleman 

An Inteligentleman is someone who is polite, well-mannered, responsible, and is man of his word. Also defined as someone who can't be argued with directly due to the fact that they can reasonably articulate thier ideas/beliefs beyond the point of repeating the same statement over and over again. His Arch-frenemy is the Ghetto-trash Leech. Also a little narcissistic, but hey who doesn't have personality flaws?

Ghetto-Trash Leech " the sky is blue"

Inteligentleman " No the sky appears blue due to our perception of the visable light spectrum. To someone who is color-blind the sky is gray. Reality is perception"

Ghetto-trash Leech " nothin in the universe can move faster than the speed of light"

Inteligentleman " That is also untrue the universe itself expands at a rate faster than the speed of light. Some scientist believe it is increasing in speed exponentially. Black-holes also intake matter faster than the speed of light"

Ghetto-trash Leech " the sky is blue and nottin moove fasta den light. U is a stoopid fat ugly retard with a small dick and Black-holes are African-American anuses whats you stick ur weener in"

Inteligentleman " I'm sorry I think I am having a stroke because the things you say continue to sound more and more "stoopid" so I will have to bid you good-day sir"

Inteligentleman by J'onn J'onzz PWNZZ June 30, 2014

Intelligence signalling 

To broadcast or telegraph that you are more intelligent than you actually are by attempting to educate people and provide unsolicited advice under the guise of helping them.

Includes an element of virtue signalling as the goal is both to dominate by making yourself appear smarter and more virtuous in juxtaposition to the receiver or audience.

The intention (as well as virtue-signalling 'helpful' advice) is to self-level-up and often to make it seem like you have more knowledge in a given field. Since you often target someone more specialized or experienced than you are your advice is either common knowledge, making you appear like a douchebag in the eyes of the receiver, or it is made up bullshit.

My mistake was when Joe asked me how my marketing business was going and I said 'slow'. For the next hour he was intelligence signalling useless advice. The only thing I learned in that hour was how little he knows about marketing.

Intelligence signalling by mogydee June 16, 2020

Sheen Intelligence 

When something is greater then Shear Intelligence.

"Did you see the movie, it was Sheen Intelligence.

Sheen Intelligence by Dingo 13 April 19, 2011

sound intelligence 

A person with sound intelligence is someone who looks bright until the y speak

I was eye ballin this chick that looked smart and she came over to talk to me, only to find out she was a complete idiot, she was full of sound intelligence

sound intelligence by Bnastyson November 25, 2011

Business Intelligence 

Fancy word in IT Business. In fact a bunch of nerds in some companies, seeing themselves as "innovative", gathering all data possible and turning it into fancy charts with sans serif fonts. Big Bosses happy.

"Whats the name of these guys, no one knows what they are doing?"

"Business Intelligence"

Business Intelligence by noone-someguy August 3, 2017

lactose inteligent 

When you know you can't handle milk, but you drink it anyway

-Huge fart-
Omg dude whyyy
I'm lactose inteligent

lactose inteligent by koalaklamidia May 10, 2019