Christopher Walken

To stash or hide any form of contraband in the rectum from a person of athority.

Refer to the story of the watch that made it through the war and brought to a young Butch Coolidge Bruce Willis' role in "Pulp Fiction".

First dood-"man i cant believe how close we came to getting busted by the sizzle*"

Second dood-"i know bro, i totally had to Christopher Walken that ounce"

First dood-"Seriously bro you didnt... good thing it was double bagged"

*sizzle the sound bacon makes when you fry it... bacon refers to the fuzz

by fersherlock December 7, 2009

Christopher

Funniest guy you will ever meet. Really
good gamer and not toxic at all! Really chill and nice guy.

Christopher is perfect!

by Sebastian Hals October 7, 2019

christopher paolini

Asshole writer bitch, wrote Eragon. Stole ideas from Ursula Leguin, J.R.R. Tolkien and myriad other authors.

Guy 1- I loved Eragon
Guy 2- I liked it when it was called earthsea.
Guy 3- Guy 1 sucks.

by That guy with the disease September 2, 2005

Dirty Christopher

This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.

He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.

by Dirty Jan June 16, 2009

Christopher

He is the best guy ever. He may have a temper if someone makes him mad and upset but deep down he is the sweetest person ever. He is outgoing & can make anyone laugh. A Christopher has a very open and amazing personality. He is sexy && a great kisser. They can make your day a little brighter .(:

They love to be by your side through everything and when your down they are there to build you up.

The can break you down but they will regret it.

He is great at everything && in bed ;)
You will always have fun with a Christopher (:

He loves his girlfriend Kaitlyn .<3

As his girlfriend is lonely Christopher will call and brighten up your day !

by katie-lynn(: May 9, 2011

Christopher

A lover of all types of sausages

I love sausages!
Are you a Christopher?

by I_WANT_LOUKANIKO4lyf October 25, 2011

Christopher

Christopher is a boy. He is something special.
He is smart,and funny, and completely adorable.
Guarenteed you will not meet anyone like him in your lifetime, so if you do meet him, you should be greatful.
He is a good friend and he would do anything for anyone, especially Katelyn :P. Christopher is awesome. love him.

oh-em-gee, he is such a Christopher

by Katelyn-xo. February 28, 2009