Turkish Grapple Hook

Which means they will grab you by the balls, and hold it as hard as they can until a popping sound comes.

Mate I'll Turkish Grapple Hook you.
Oh beware of that guy, I've heard he Turkish Grapple Hooked someone.
That girl likes to Turkish Grapple Hook guys.

by TurkishChad November 13, 2020

Link Tree Hooker

A Link Tree Hooker is usually a women with no real self worth. They are usually to fat or to lazy to be strippers or to ugly for porn. So they are on all the socials promoting their link trees to simps who spend their government assistance money on women who pretend to care what the simp thinks.

All these women have serious Daddy issues.

All these Link Tree Hookers are on my feed advertising "No Friend Requests! DM's Open!"

by Sting6996 June 26, 2022

Heavenly hooker

A chick that not only is amazing in bed, but also will do you for free.

- Did you know Janette was a heavenly hooker?
-Really?
- Yeah, now i can buy an extra kit kat for lunch

by sebish April 13, 2009

sugar hooker

hooked on sugar

i am addicted to sweets. i'm a total sugar hooker.

by sugarhooker February 19, 2011

On hoodstas

A hoodsta is somebody who puts in work.

Interviewer:so if an enemy rolls up on you what you gonna do?

Crip mac:DESTRUCTION!I destroy all enemies, I do DESTRUCTION. If an enemy rolls up on me cuh, ima automatic smash on him ,on hoodstas. You 5ive me

by Trapboy123 January 5, 2022

Hooker Mentality

Mindset of the common street-corner prostitute, performing illegal sexual acts in exchange for small amounts of cash. In the mind of a prostitute, her body can literally be rented as a service. Anyone who has a hundred bucks or so can rent it, just like renting a carpet cleaning machine or a rent-a-car. The only difference is that renting a vehicle or a steam cleaner is LEGAL to do. Prostitution is not legal!

Porn is LEGAL in CA. Girls interested in doing porn should apply with a company like Crown Model Management to get into the XXX business.

This new girl I'm dating has Hooker Mentality; she expects me to pay for EVERYTHING, all the time.

by Denise Rosen September 22, 2009

Hookahridoo

The Art of Hookahridoo combines Aboriginal music with Eastern leisure activities. Begin by inhaling a large hit from your hookah. Then the Didgeridoo comes into play, which we will call the Hookahridoo.
There are two methods of hitting the Hookahridoo:
1) The Melodic = exhale while playing the Didgeridoo, producing a nice low tone while smoke bellows out of the end.
2) The Hookahriduo (WARNING: FOR EXPERTS ONLY) = Follow the Melodic hit sequence but have a fellow Hookahteer accept the generous gift of the shisha out of the other end of the Hookahridoo. This will allow the recipient to experience and enjoy and exhale this tandem hit.

1 - Melodic
Blake: Oh shit! I thought that was a bull frog!
Jason: Nah man. Didn't you see the smoke coming from the Hookahridoo?
Aaron: Yeah dude my hit was huge!

2 - Hookahriduo
(Blake takes hit)
Blake: Aaron you want this?
Aaron: I got to call Lacey.
Jason: Let me get the other end of that!
Blake: Alright. (Proceeds to exhale)
(Jason exhales)
Aaron: That hit made me light headed!

by The Three Hookahteers May 25, 2006