glomy

when you do that thing where you squeeze a person's face endearingly, and because of the air that gets pushed out they blow a involuntary raspberry.

Dude: Hey Bro Im totally gonna glomy you.
Bro: No you're not dude don't joke about things like that you know what happened to my father...
Dude: -Glomies Bro-
Bro: *blows involuntary raspberry* AH COME ON.

by cake-is-good March 8, 2016

Glomp

To jump on a person expecting them to either catch you or fall down. Most likely you will fall if said person is bigger than you.

I was just minding my own business, when she ran out of nowhere and glomped me!

by RoseRed Heart January 8, 2009

Glomming

(Colloquially pronounced "glommin'") The act of making out in a particularly slobbery and intense manner; i.e. groping passionately while smacking lips together at a relatively high volume. It was derived from "glossy"- as in "lip gloss"- because both invoke a feeling of sticky, gooeyness that, as a third person observer, looks gross.

Person A: Oh ew! Gross!
Person B: What?
Person A: Veronica and Mark are glomming it up pretty hard over at the lunch tables! She's practically on top of him!

by MADLawlz January 6, 2012

glomp

a glomp is when a lady runs, jumps, opens her legs and suctions on with her vagina to another friend....

Girl: OMG *runs, jumps, opens legs*
person: I'VE BEEN GLOMPED!!! how deep is your glomp?
Girl: it's the deepest!

by bladderfaceman December 10, 2010

Glommer

Another word for a popular person, never seen without another person, is never alone. Seems to always be happy and in-the-know... always moving around, the total hybrid.

The Glommers walked by, gossiping about something they were too cool to tell us.

by missybrightside January 31, 2008

glomp

a dangerous attack used by fat anime faggot fangirls wherein they charge at the target and tackle him/her/it with all 350 pounds of blubbering fat they posess. DO NOT confuse this as an friendly or affectionate maneuver. There is no way that someone as fat and ugly as these faggots crushing you with their oily mass could be considered friendly.

After that buttertroll glomped me, I couldn't walk for a week. Plus I can still smell her horrible stink.

by Ransom January 4, 2005

Glomming

Glomming: present tense, verb: the act of sitting around, usually not speaking, either watching television, typically movies or sports, or playing any sort of video game, typically sports and shooters. Often accompanied, and most certainly encouraged, by packing a lip.

Glom: future tense, verb: The preconceived idea of "glomming".

"What are you guys doing today."
"Gunna be glomming real hard, probably watch some football."
"Word, I'll be there."

-or-

"School blew dick, can't wait to get home and glom."
"Same, Ms. Peterson's tits got me thru the day though."

by Steve Lusby November 12, 2011