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Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.
Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!
by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016
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Unlicensed Gaping

The act of gaping holes without a license.
‘’Ey lad, do us a favour and gape my hole’’

‘’Nah lad, I got my gaping license taken off me for unlicensed gaping’’

‘’Orr that’s well shit that’’
by gaping_hole April 9, 2022
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Mega Gatling Pea

A plant from Plants vs. Zombies 2 which fires 4 peas at a time at zombies, but can spontaneously Plant Food which then allows him to fire 5 peas at a time with a small chance of occurring.
"Mega Gatling Pea + Torchwood = Unstoppable Combination in Tournament Mode."
by Otheruser325 December 24, 2022
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Mega Gatling Gun

"Just place down as many Mega Gatling Guns before your opponent spams Chrome and Thor at you."
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
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Turbo Gaping

The act of shoving something rather large up your ass with no preparation in advance.
Yeah bro I was so horny when I woke up this morning I had to do some Turbo Gaping before work.
by LafidiousTheWise March 4, 2026
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Gargantuan Gaping Gash

The impression left over from the continued impact from a blunt ended cylindrical shaft as it repeatedly attempts to force open and find passage through what was originally a seam created by two planes meeting along a smooth line. The "Gash" as it is know has the same volume and surface area as the offending object. There has been a common misconception that the opening is somehow staring attentively when, however the gape really refers to the inability of the gash to reduce back to its original form. Hence the continuous gargantuan nature it now displays.
His gargantuan gaping gash never ceased to awe onlookers who could only wonder how it's now stagnant size became so offensive
by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... July 2, 2025
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Droopy sloppy gaping hole

When you leave a young girls gammon flaps droopy and gaping
I left that two year old with a droopy sloppy gaping hole
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