I felt watermelons

A statement that describes a feeling of simultaneous happiness, giddiness, and surprise upon rediscovery of a forgotten person/item/feeling.

Shaun just added me on myspace, I felt watermelons!(Implying that the speaker had forgotten about Shaun).

by Xiaohao April 27, 2006

Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS)

A secondary school in Fleetwood, Surrey that has a lot of high people. Also has a very good music program, and a lot of smart Asian kids.

Wow Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS) is the best school ever!

by sunnynoodlerice October 25, 2018

Feltes

Also see nug and crunk

To be more than out of hand. Complete insanity. Run for your life.

Yo, that crazy alien monkey falling out of Zim's ass is FELTES!

by Nu-G March 1, 2005

fleet fucked

When a girl is so horny she leaps on you the first tme she sees you. This ussualy happens after said girl has been dumped.

That girl was so sad about being dumped she fleet fucked me.

by dis kid October 28, 2008

gape fleet

A very powerful naval fleet in Empire: Total War, assembled to tackle any seaborne threat.

Maratha tried to land a full stack in Ireland, but I sunk it all with my gape fleet.

by Cheetah McClintock January 14, 2010

felt-ripper

To take a shit that's so bangin' the numerous furious wipes needed to clean the sphincter cause the bog roll to rip and disintigrate in your hand.

Also applies to a pool or snooker shot with too much top.

I went for a right felt-ripper before, drew blood and everything. That kebab last night was a bad idea...

by DJ-DEEG July 23, 2010

Feltch Gobbler

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.

Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.

by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011