instagram facetime

When you live stream on Instagram and only one person is watching.

I was live streaming the other day and there was some Instagram facetime going on.

by Jsummers33 December 15, 2016

FaceTime Sex

its like cam sex, but using the new iPhone 4's feature facetime (video chat).

Can only work if both people have the iPhone 4.

Dude, me and chelsea had some nasty facetime sex last night.

by Niqqawithaq July 4, 2010

faceta

Faceta or faseta - pronounced Faa-se-ta

Spanish word in New Mexico

English translation: prude, better-than, stuck-up, entitled or preppy, flashy or rich person (usually a woman)
Spanish translation: rica, mejor-que otra persona, dominada, autorizada

English: She comes off as very faceta with her chin in the air and resting bitch face.

Spanish: Ella es muy faceta, siempre hay tenido todo, aunque no hay trabajado.

by Shan505 February 26, 2018

FaceTime

oral sex.

You fucked?" "Nah, we just FaceTimed.

by sarijuana December 20, 2010

Facetor

To be fucked beyond all consciousness. To do something random that would contradict or entertain the people. A name derived from your face going numb after taking drugs or getting drunk. Tor coming from the phrase tore up

To explain someone who partied too much:
Adam was facetor last night at the kegger.

Six shots and Adam was facetor.

To explain an awesome event taking place:
Oh man, Hulk Hogan just leg dropped the shit out of that person. That's Facetor.

To apologize for embarrassing or crazy actions:
I'm sorry about your vase Mary, I was facetor.

by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006

Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

by Lince September 9, 2009

facetious

To make an attempt at being funny, while being sarcastic at the same time.

Jacky was being facetious when she said, "Yes, let's all go to Iraq for my birthday party!"

by Nikki P. September 6, 2004