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To be fucked beyond all consciousness. To do something random that would contradict or entertain the people. A name derived from your face going numb after taking drugs or getting drunk. Tor coming from the phrase tore up
To explain someone who partied too much:
Adam was facetor last night at the kegger.

Six shots and Adam was facetor.

To explain an awesome event taking place:
Oh man, Hulk Hogan just leg dropped the shit out of that person. That's Facetor.

To apologize for embarrassing or crazy actions:
I'm sorry about your vase Mary, I was facetor.
Facetor by Marc Oxenreider May 30, 2006
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chutney factory

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

factory of sadness

The Cleveland Browns Stadium. The name was given by angry fan Mike Polk who made a youtube video in which he rants about the annual losing records of the Browns.
factory of sadness by gregb#3 January 6, 2012

Buggerance Factor 

This phrase is derived from the English slang word buggerance meaning something annoying, an untimely interruption or anything else that interferes with the smooth progress of work. It is used a lot in project management where it became necessary to allow additional time for these unforeseen and unforeseeable events. Where it was not possible to allow this time against a particular element of the project, a non-specific increase in time was allowed to cover these eventualities, this became known as the Buggerance Factor.

The Buggerance Factor is there to cover the extra time needed to rectify those things, which never ever go wrong, but invariably do if you fail to allow for them. It is usually added because of a sixth sense on the part of the project manager that something unexpected is going to happen and is the factor that allows for the law of project management that states Parkinson, Murphy and Sod are alive and well and working on your project. See also Malcolm’s Law.
That Heale Malcolm has managed to wangle his way on to the next project!

That fuckwit! We'd better increase the buggerance factor in that case.
Buggerance Factor by AKACroatalin February 28, 2019

The Y Factor 

Showing your or someone elses feelings by the amount of ys at the end of a "hey" in a text message. (Also works with okay and why.)

1 y- Normal
2 ys- Friends
3 ys- I really like you
4 ys- Let's fuck
5+ ys- I'm drunk
The Y Factor

1 y- Hey Bob

2 ys- Heyy Jack, whats's up?

3 ys- Heyyy, you :)

4 ys- Heyyyy Bill, you feel like spending some time together tonight?

5+ ys- Heyyyyyy bro im like so wasteds right now
The Y Factor by Sir Monk 96 January 12, 2013

Factorio 

A drug that will slowly draw you in and wreak havoc upon your very sanity in an endless quest to automate and perfect your setups. Its mere presence appears to have the power to distort time. Be prepared to lose your soul, mind, and virginity to this game. It will take everything you own and ruin your family and life. But it will be worth it. Because you just hit 1K SPM at 60FPS/UPS
“You still have a chance at quitting Factorio if you get out before green science.” - some reddit guy
Factorio by Darkslayer85 December 20, 2017

Factory Dog 

A member of the species 𝘊𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺. They evolved from an ancestral factory where they inbred, and they could not breed with other dogs (peripatetic speciation). Mainly, factory dogs cannot aim or hit what he is trying to.
Person 1: *Can't hit his shots*
Person 2: Oh my god, you are the biggest factory dog ever.
Factory Dog by Doctor McAvoy Jr III February 15, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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