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Dumpster Bump

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."
by JJheffs June 17, 2017
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dumpster hire

A newly-hired (or promoted) employee who eventually displays their ineptitude and lack of experience/qualification for the job.
I can’t believe they gave Timothy the team lead role. He’s a complete dumpster hire!
by Bassam March 8, 2018
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dumpster gravy

The foul smelling fluid that forms at the bottom of large quantities of garbage. It is formed from liquids that have been thrown out mixing in garbage cans or dumpsters.
Friend 1: Would you drink a cup of dumpster gravy for a million dollars.

Friend 2: I wouldn't drink it for ten million dollars.
by BottledPizza May 24, 2016
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monkey dumpster

The act of shoving a banana up your lover's ass, punching them in the gut, and then pulling out just the peel.
Guy 1: You need anything from the store?
Guy 2: Can you pick me up some bananas? I want to give my gf a monkey dumpster tonight.
by msterls7 January 26, 2017
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Dumpster Detention

Dumpster Detention was invented by a group of crime fighting Australian pioneers from the Sutherland Shire, who believed that any form of crime/misbehaviour/offensiveness should be punishable.

Dumpster Detention refers to the process of picking up an individual who has committed a minor crime/offense and placing them into a bin/dumpster. The individual is kept in said bin/dumpster for an amount of time appropriate to their crime/offence.
Guy 1: I disagree with your opinion. I believe that Edward from Twilight COULD kick Batman's backside.

Guy 2: That statement is offensive to myself, Batman and every being on this planet. I, therefore, decree that you shall be placed into Dumpster Detention till you see the error of your ways.

Guy 1: What is Dumps...Ack!

Guy 2: *picks up the offensive person and places them in the nearest trash receptacle*
by Australian Captain America. February 9, 2012
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dumpster dip

Originally created by Drillpoint's BITTER1, this term has come to mean to include the act of passing by a large garbage pile by pure chance and finding something really cool that is still in decent shape, taking it home, cleaning it up & basically acquiring free goods.
Mark: "Wow! I scored this AWESOME dumpster dip today!"

Jamie: "Is that some kind of ice cream?"

Mark: "Clueless..."
by the_planarian May 14, 2005
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dumpster eagle

A raven.

Given this name because they eat garbage (like eagles) but are typically seen in more urban areas, especially leafing through dumpsters in winter. Used in Alaska.

Can also be used to describe an actual eagle, with much less comedic value
Those ravens kept me up all night, screeching and tipping over garbage bins! Fucking dumpster eagles.
by somethingnew December 6, 2007
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