doffus

An idiot.

A klutz.

Oh man - I'm such a doffus, I just cut my leg off.

by Marcus Jones April 6, 2005

doofis

Like "dufus", only spelled better.

Pastor Joe didn't preach well this morning. What a doofis.

by Steve October 19, 2004

oofa doofa

The T.V remote control k k k k k k k k k k k k k k k

Change the channel on the oofa doofa and ehh

by Adam the winner October 9, 2006

doof poof

A gay muzzer.
A person that listens to doof doof music, that is also gay

Haha..look at that doof poof fag over there.

by He's the boxman September 26, 2006

Doof On You

Doof on you is a game played where people have to imagine themselves having sex with various nasty people. The point of this game is basically to say hey see that nasty discusting person that no one would ever want to fuck??? you now have to imagine yourself having sex with them. It maybe nasty but it just makes you want to find the next nasty person and doof your friends.

Say for instance you were in a group and a really nasty fat ugly chick were to walk down the street you can yell "doof on you" to your friend. In the doofing game you must must!!! picture yourself having sex with the person that has been doofed on you.

The object of the game is to get the nastiest people and doof your friends... beware this game is addicting

To make it more fun you can describe the nasty things that they have to imagine doing with those people.

Rules:
1. you cannot doof someone who is the same sex
2. You cannot doof menatally retarded or handicapped people.

Two guys and a girl are chillen at work, a really ugly nasty mexican construction worker walks by the window, on of the guys says doof on you to the girl. She must picture herself having sex and getting fucked by this nasty mexican worker.

Later on a big nasty fat woman comes waddling down the street. The girl says doof on you to one of the guys for the fat chick. This guy must now picture himself fuckin this nasty woman.

by NotSoBlonde016 April 27, 2009

doofa

When a baby is due for a nappy change

I think Jason is doofa.

by Jon Shuttleworth January 4, 2008

Doof

When you fart out your dickhole

"The male queef"

He who doofs is a doofus

Jerry: Sorry guys

Steve: What?

Jerry: i doofed in the punch :(

Steve: awh, jerry you shitdick!

Kyle: dude what the fuck!?

Danielle: I just drank some, it's not that bad.

Steve: It smells now... i can taste it in the air..

Jerry: and the steak....

All: WTF!?!

Danielle: what didnt you doof on?

Steve: Im eating fucking doofsteak!

by the doofus master June 28, 2010