dentist

A dentist is normally an extremely good looking individual that is good in bed and is filthy rich. He/She drives the best and fastest cars and is a highly respected member of society. They have the nicest and whitest of smiles! They are intelligent professionals and are also known to be perfectionists! The envy of all professionals.

''I wish i were a dentist!''
''If only i could marry a dentist''
''When i grow up, i want to be a dentist''
''That guy is fantastic in bed, he's such a dentist''
''i love my sexy dentist''

by hotsexyeuropean2 January 31, 2009

Dentist

A person that is a rich fucking asshole and owns 3 different offices and his teeth are straight and pure white and he tortures kids with braces and headgear and retainers he tortures kids with braces which hurt like fucking hell when tightened or when you eat something it hurts like hell and and messes up talking mine were 6500$ and hurt like fucking hell and it made the fucking dentist more fucking money by torturing kids teeth just so there straight and then shift back and then the dentist says you need braces for another 2 years and there workers are sexy and torture you it’s a waste of money and if you don’t take care of braces he gives you a lecture of how to take care of them and you can’t pick colors for your torture device aka braces and you try to explain to him that they where hard to take care of and says get in the chair kid and once the braces are of your excited and the dentist says where the retainer for the rest of your life and if it gets lost more money for the dentist and teeth aren’t straight and says need braces again Fuck the kid says.

Mason: hey wyly I just got my braces of today I don’t have to where them again

Wyly:yeah man no more of those torture devices from hell

Dr o’hara Well mason you need a retainer for the rest of atornity and weed need a wire for the bottom tooth that bent back.

Mason shit I have to where this fucking retainer again I have to take it out when I eat and put it back in my mouth

Dr O’Hara it’s gonna make me more fucking money if you lose it Mason

Mason a dentist way of making money is when kids lose there retainers and have to get braces or torture kids basically

by MW150040582 September 4, 2018

dentard

A dental nerd. A dental professional, most likely a dentist or dental student, who is so obssessed with teeth and the mouth that they think or talk about little else, becoming essentially "dentally retarded." This happend especially when grouped with other dentards. Spouses of dentards are the most likely to be affected by dentard behavior, unable to control the track of a conversation or party from becoming focused on teeth or the dental office.

Friend/Spouse: So, what do you want to do later?
Dentard: Did you know that you have spinach between eight and nine?
F/S: Oh, thanks... ummm, did you see hear that we can still get tickets to that concert?
Dentard: Yeah, but you still didn't get it. Here, I have some floss in my wallet.

by Aaron J. R. June 12, 2008

Dent

People who don't understand memes

Yo y you a fukin dent

by Popeye ain't a dent April 17, 2020

dental denial

(n) To use mouthwash instead of brushing one's teeth before going out for lack of time or total laziness.

"I put on some deoderant and did a dental denial but still got to work 10 minutes late"

by crackerjax January 26, 2006

Dentist

A sadist with newer magazines.

"You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you? Newer magazines!"

by Little Jerry November 15, 2006

Chinese Dentist

Casual slang for two-thirty in the afternoon, as in Tooth-Hurty.
Can be used to arrange meet-ups at two-thirty in the presence of others who you do not want to attend. However, it only caters for a very small region of time.

Bob: Alright, see you at chinese dentist.
Phil: Nice one.
Alex: What? Where's the chinese dentist?

by lbr11 October 3, 2011