Dented Head

When you fuck your girl so hard that your penis gets inverted and the rebound is so powerful semen goes back up through your body into your head, you'll feel a bit queer afterwards.

Shit bro I fucked my bitch so hard I got a dented head

by The Chowdaa69 March 27, 2020

Jordyn Dent

cool,everyone loves her, she is better than you hahahahaha you all suck.

you know a Jordyn Dent she da best!!

by koodymicbooty October 23, 2019

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

Dented

It means your stupid or dumb and have no common sense

Your so dented dogs cannot speak english

by no kizzy cap December 21, 2020

Ass-ki-dent

A fuck-up.

"I'm sorry...is was an ass-ki-dent. I fuck3d up again... (am kicking myself in the ass for it now).

by bethabean July 5, 2024

dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

Scratch in the dent

An optimistic way to look at a bad situation in an even bigger, bad situation

Jared has just received a parking ticket, but got dumped earlier in the day, “Just another scratch in the dent”

by Bella Eyelash October 15, 2025