Declan McKenna

A sassy, talented, skinny legend mullet man, who leaves a trail of glitter wherever he goes. His music is well known for making teenagers cry.

“I cried about Declan McKenna again today.”
“Which song?”
“His entire discopgraphy”

by fattestassinthesolarsystem November 23, 2021

Declan Hooper

To be sexually active with a pillow

“I’m gonna Declan hooper in my room tonight”

by KING PERSON February 8, 2022

Declan

An idiot

Don't be DEclan

by schmeccal February 16, 2022

declan denny

a derogetary term for a retarded homosexual with aids and a microscopic penis.

also slang for a disfuctional penis

look at that declan denny with a declan denny

by speed on speed April 26, 2022

declan

absolute pussy machine, tonnes of bitches, literally just god at basketball, impeccable jawline, crazy rizz and is also 6'4

"WOAH! Look at Declan! His penis is bulging down to his knees!" - Every hot girl ever

by amlx November 24, 2022

Decline

Simpler way of saying collapse as a process, but not a singular event. Doesn't help to dissuade normies from the singular notion of monolithic collapse, but doesn't make you sound like you're pretending to be an enlightened buddha to fellow collapsniks either.

"Civilization is in, like, wicked decline bro."

by LetsTalkUFOs May 5, 2023

juvenile declinkuent

A young person who habitually "rides the revolving door" of the local court-and-lock-up system.

Thanks to his family's exceptional wealth and political influence, the young Ethan Couch may have temporarily been able to avoid being labelled as a juvenile declinkuent, but eventually he "went way to far" and thus ended up behind bars, even with his folks' legal finagling.

by QuacksO November 22, 2019