Brooklyn Decker

An incredibly beautiful swimsuit model. She graces the cover of Sports Illustrated's "Swimsuit Edition" for 2010.

Guy #1 - "Who is Brooklyn Decker?"
Guy #2 - "She is Andy Roddick's future ex-wife."

by Gregory House, M.D. March 5, 2010

upper decker

The act of removing the upper lid to a home toilet. leaving an imense amount of defacation inside. the next customer will go and then flush your shit into the bowl, repeatedly.

while in ohio, the clarion hotel wouldnt give us a room because we werent 21, so ryan anson gave them an upper decker

by friend July 30, 2003

The Dickies

One of the longest lasting US punk bands today. Formed in the San Fernando Valley, CA. The Dickies sing about Southern Californian life. This band was heavly influenced by The Ramones. The Dickies have a very bouncy sound thats fun to listen to.

Stukas over Disney Land is a fun song about the theory of Walt Disney being a nazi.

by ian w. July 3, 2005

Dickie Durbin

Dickie Durbin.

1) An untrustworthy US Senator from Illinois.

2) An untrustworthy condom

I was two knuckles deep in this chick when she said, “We will no longer surrender our country to the false song of globalism”. That’s when I knew that I was going balls deep. So I grab my “Dicky Durbin”, slap it on, and dive in. I’m trying to knock the back wall out and she yells “They’re turning the frickin frogs gay” and it was like millions of lives screamed out and were suddenly silenced. I was literally shaking. To my horror I found out my “Dickie Durbin” busted shortly before I did. She then tells me that “You knew Dickie blew DACA” and “You can’t trust Dickie Durbin”. But she was a trooper . She flipped over and told me to throw it in her “Haiti”

by Willyfisterbottom January 17, 2018

Eco Decker

When you take a dump in the back seat of your ex's Prius

My ex left me because I wouldn't compost our trash... so I left her an ECO DECKER. That Prius was my composter.

by Eco Dexter December 29, 2009

Dirty Deciever

The Dirty Deciever is when your having sex with a female in the missionary possition and right before you blow your load pull your penis out and shove it up her ass.

"Dude remember how my girlfriend wanted to have kids?"

"Yeah"

"Well instead of jizzing in her pussy i shoved my cock up her ass"

"You mean you gave her a Dirty Deciever? High Five!"

by The Dirty Deciever October 31, 2009

Quickie dickie

To have sex with the foreskin on an un-circumsized man's penis. By stretching the foreskin over the other man's penis and holding his foreskin over your penis and have sex with it.

Your so gay I bet you just got done doing a quickie dickie.

by Mr. D Spiers April 28, 2014