Football Creationist

Noun: Person who believes that Football in England was created in 1992 when their God (Alex Ferguson) invented the sport exactly as it was described in their holy book (Football for dummies) and did not exist before. Will often voice such opinions vehemently and refute any proof to the contrary.

Don't talk to that melt, he thinks football started in 1992, those football creationists are mental in the head.

by Dontbebitter April 29, 2025

Evolutionary Creationism

Essentially a synonym for Theistic Evolution, but sometimes emphasizing God's ongoing, intimate role in the process more strongly. It asserts that evolution is true, but it is God's creative mode. The focus is on "creation" as the continuous, purposeful action of God through natural means, rather than a one-time event. It's the theological position that tries to have its scientific cake and eat it devotionally too.

Example: "The Evolutionary Creationist Sunday school teacher used evolutionary trees to teach about God's providence. 'See this branch? That's where God, working through natural selection, began the line that would lead to creatures capable of knowing and loving Him.' The kids were cool with it; the elders were nervous." Evolutionary Creationism

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Cadillac Ranch Creations

Cadillac Ranch Creations is the most awesome boutique around. They have blingy jewelry, rockin' clothing, funky flip flops, and must have home decor, and much much more. They are famous for their laid back friendly customer service and their custom creations. The owner, Anita, is a fabulous fashionista and one of the greatest people to ever meet. She can create you anything! Just see for yourself they're online :)

Cadillac Ranch Creations boutique Cadillac Ranch fashionista rockin' blingy greatest fabulous custom friendly Anita awesome funky Creations famous laid back haute couture chic sassy classy diva

by Groovy Granny March 23, 2011

Jewel of Creation

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
This Relic is used to create anything at your will and imagination.

The sacred sword contains the jewel of creation.

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021

Sunfeast Baked Creations

Your perfect gourmet companion. Makes for a great +1 on all days — bright and gloomy alike. ❤
Never out of warm, cheesy moments that make you smile. Created to fulfill your darkest fantasies with sugar and spice and everything nice. 😉

“I so deserve an indulgent treat! I’m ordering something from ITC Sunfeast Baked Creations"

by ITC-SBC November 24, 2021

roads of creation

Nobody really knows the true meaning of the word and never will people believe it means the right path to be successful the word was made by bob marley

So you wanna walk through the roads of creation

by Nigganate999 July 16, 2023

pillar of creation

A man's penis.

I was talking to this cute guy, thought he was genuine…but then he sent me his pillar of creation.

by Chalga database December 30, 2023