champion vag

the act of having a vagina recently shaved/waxed into perfection.

Girl #1: Dude, I so have champion vag right now.
Girl #2: I had champion vag last week!

by llamaelephantduck April 28, 2010

Chamin

It ist da coolest. Yo. It is t like a G6. It means the Ish. It's as cool as Stephen Hawking.

Whoa man this is so "Chamin". or

That new Justin Bieber cd is "Chamin".

by Loserboy123456789 November 26, 2010

Champion's Tears

When an athlete spills a few tears after competing, regardless of winning or losing, usually football players. They aren't a sore loser or a cry baby. They just care about the game, a lot, and erupt with emotion.

After winning Super Bowl 35, Ray Lewis let out some Champion's Tears in his emotional splendor.

by Beeyoppbopn December 21, 2010

Jon Champion

Crazy ass announcer for the English Premier League

Quote by Jon Champion: Given away by Carvalho, here's Rooney... it's a horrible error by the Portuguese!

by TheJrim July 7, 2008

Chaminade

All-boys Catholic high school in Mineola, NY known for its high academic standards, strictness and student base consisting largely of elitist snobs, aspiring elitist snobs and a handful of teenagers that are actually decent, unpretentious guys who seem out of place in the school's environment. In addition to the school's administration requiring all students to be Roman Catholic, it also requires all of its students to love bubble baths. Notable alumni include Al D'Amato and Bill O'Reilly.

-So, boss, where did you go to high school?
-Chaminade
-Ah. Gotcha. (*cough* bubble baths *cough*)

by ThePowerofChristCompelsYou! December 16, 2016

breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

Cleveland championship

when you want something that is unattainable you want a Cleveland championship. wanting in one hand and shitting in the other. and waiting for the want hand to fill up more than all the shit.

a scorn to someone who wants something unattainable. a way to make someone realize they are wishing for to much.

Dude I'm so gonna bang Megan Fox tonight.
yeah and there is going to be a Cleveland championship to.

Dad when I grow up I'm gonna buy you and mom a house.

yeah right son, and there will be a Cleveland championship.

hey man I just gave that chic my number, I bet she calls me tonight.
Yeah right that's a Cleveland championship scenario.

by uncle lester July 23, 2010