White On Both Ends

The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"
by 6tee9er August 08, 2022
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both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.
"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"
by lol_words October 03, 2018
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stroking it w/ both hands

when you're glazing someone so much, that its almost like you're putting double the work into it. - the more extreme version of "doing tricks on it"
extreme glazing.
"(artist) literally just released the best album ever"
"bro hop off, you're stroking it w/ both hands atp"
by kool4id November 06, 2024
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Black On Both Ends

Someone who is well endowed, both in the pants and in personality. Usually the life of the party, confident but not overly cocky. Easily the coolest person in the room.
"I got to talk to Hansel at the party last night, I think I'm in love! He is so interesting, and great in bed."
"You and everyone else Britney, he's black on both ends!"
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To be slow, dull-witted, dimwitted, soft in the head, dumb. To be "not all there."
John is a very bright person!

You think so? To me, he seems to salt both sides of the pretzel.
by uhqfuhasdasdfh February 08, 2010
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Hug with both hands

That person could really use a hug with both hands.

I didn't choke anyone! I hugged them with both hands.
by Whodidwhat July 13, 2023
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