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Bathing a Dirty Sloth

Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal defecates on the penis and then proceeds to gift the giver of anal with a handjob using spit as a lubricant
Bathing a Dirty Sloth is when the recipient of anal shits on the dick and then gives them a handjob with spit as lube
"I heard Beth bathed a dirty sloth last night"
"That girl is freaky!"
by BearSplitz96 September 15, 2017
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Beating One Out

To masturbate aggressively, usually with a penis.

Synonyms:
Beat One Out
Beat the Meat
Beat It (yes Michael Jackson wrote a song about masturbating)
Beating the Sausage
Going to Causeway
PublicSafety: Open up! There's been a noise complaint.

Dug: Sorry officers, I was just Beating One Out.

PublicSafety: Carry on.
by definitelynottheghostofmichael October 28, 2018
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Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky

Involves fisting your asshole whilst tossing yourself off.
The resulting mixture of semen and shit can be stored and served on toast.
Tyrone: I once walked in on my little brother Stuffing the Turkey, Beating the Jerky.

Declan: Nigga yo bro be a sick fuck.
by cutebabe8374 May 6, 2010
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fire-breathing vagina

A vagina that gives the best sex until after the orgasm. It then proceeds to shoot fire out of itself and burn away any of your manhood.
I was just done fucking her when her pussy started shooting out fire. Now i'm a she.
by schlumpmaster October 25, 2003
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bird bathing

1. A washing or soaking (as in water from a public bathroom sink) of all or part of a man's private parts.
I caught Joe bird bathing his balls in the sink again at work. Thankfully, I refrained making eye contact with him as he had his pants around his ankles.
by Meow's girl May 9, 2010
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Bathing

1. A term whereby you clean yourselves.
2. A period whereby people use this private time to masturbate.
"Bathing is such a wonderful thing."
by Cuckooo March 4, 2009
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beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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