dingle berries

Little berry shaped objects of unkown origin that cling to the hair of stoutbitches ass and are mistaken for the "G" spot by gaybe.

gaybe worked the dingle berries ferociously, BUTT only ended up with stink finger.

by gaybe May 14, 2003

Berties

Abbrev. Liberties

To assume privileges that have not been bestowed upon you.

To get above your station

OI ! I was watching that !

Who's house do you think you're in in man ? Seriously, that was bare berties. Get the kettle on.

Oh right, yeah help yourself to angel cake, dont mind me. Is this a sponsored bertathon ?

by Man79 October 24, 2010

Queen's Berries

Also known as the Family Jewels, or your nut sack, or the ball sack, or your coconuts.

(Kickkkk) "SHIT!", "what happened?", "Buddy here just got kicked in the Queen's Berries.", "Damn..."

by That Guy From Georgia March 27, 2011

dingle berries

dried up shit that turn into little balls and get intwined into the hair in your ass

that nasty muthafucka got dingle berries fallin out his ass at da club, but he a gangsta.

by grand papi February 13, 2007

berries

hipster lingo for money: dollars, bucks, etc.

dude lemme borrow some berries...i gotta go to diesel

by msjazz April 17, 2006

berries

The level of attraction one feels for a particular gender. The level of attraction one exhibits for females is represented by pink berries while the level of attraction one exhibits for males is represented by the number of blue berries that particular individual has. Purely bisexual people are said to have an equal number of both types of berries, asexual people have basically no berries, heterosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to members of the opposite gender, and homosexual people have a larger number of berries pertaining to their own gender.

Oh man, I am fucking asexual! Even that gay guy has more pink berries than me! Why the hell is my berry count so fucking low? I have no will to fuck anymore!

by TheBigBlackBerryBitch June 12, 2009

dingle berries

When a collection of toilet paper and shit build up on your arse hairs to form 'dingle berries'.

Sean likes eating dingle berries after a week without showering.

by billy February 14, 2004