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Big Orange Retail Giant = Home Depot.
Used by online woodworking/tool community.
I only needed some 2x2's and screws, so I made a quick trip to the borg.
by sblanchard1 May 30, 2005
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Borging

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse with anyone whose last name is Borg.
I got a good borging last night from Louis
by Borgington May 3, 2011
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Schlumptress Borg 1 of 1

A Slut that attaches herself to you, and takes control
of your body and soul, screwing up everything in your life.
After satisfying her own selfish needs, then moving on to the next victim of the Borg
Janice was the Schlumptress borg 1 of 1, Resistance was futile !
by squirrel pimper November 5, 2006
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Borgasm

1) When someone is at their peak of boredom and he/she is about to go insane.

2) When someone has a very boring orgasm.
1) "Hey Chris! I'm having a serious borgasm here! Come over and bring Jordan. We'll make it a borgy!"

2) "I guess I'll just have a borgasm to pass the time!"
by lenovac May 7, 2010
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Borg

The name given to an extreemly charismatic, funny, and sexy Maltese person. This word also refers to good Swedish love making skills.
Wow that Stacey borged that Abela girl real good. She had a good technique making her very borg like. I wish i was as borg as her!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
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Dimmu Borgir

Norwegian symphonic black metal band. While middle-aged people generalize their lyrics as dark and angsty, unlike The Beatles, they have the ability to cover more than one topic in a single album, including poetically challenging extremist conservative religious fanatics, the definition of morality, telling a narrative of Satan's assistant, and several more if you understand Norwegian.

Occasionally their music videos or lyrics contain unjustifiably objectionable material, but I interpret that this is their message to their fans not to become mindless followers of their band.
If you had to mass-generalize Dimmu Borgir, you'd have to call them a cross between heavy metal and classical.
by Kwing December 2, 2009
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Borger, Texas

About as close to Bumfuck, Egypt as America gets.

Borger is a small town roughly 45 miles outside of Amarillo, situated in the Texas Panhandle.

Known for it's hardy, ignorant people and potent stench (a mix of feedlot carryover from other cities in the Panhandle and the ungodly stench of a Carbon Black plant, a Fertilizer plant AND an Oil Refinery), Borger finds itself caught somewhere between the quaint charm of Mayberry in it's decline, and the horror of Silent Hill.

The residents are mostly highly prejudiced (particular in regards to race, religion and "Them Evil Demmicrats!") but put on varying degrees of bland banality that range from outright batshit crazy codger to the sweet old lady who always smiles at you, says hi, and secretly pisses in every glass of iced tea she gives you.

The only industries thriving in Borger are the Oil Refinery, and of course, the mecca of all civilization in this tiny wasteland, Wal-Mart. However, Borger is so tiny and insignificant, it doesn't even get a freaking Wal-Mart Super-Center.

Pass through on the road to better places, but do NOT STOP. This town is a vortex that sucks away futures and intelligence.
Bob: You ever speak to Jody? She has to be the most ignorant redneck I've ever met. Used the N-Word at least a hundred times in the span of five minutes and proceeded to hit me with a Bible when I told her I was a Gay Atheist.

John: What do you expect? That bitch is from Borger, Texas.

Bob: Explains the smell.
by Gorshinspew March 10, 2011
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