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Xander

Xander is an epic mexican. He always talks a lot of trash but can't back up what he says. He has a very small penis and can't get a girlfriend, even though he always hangs out with girls instead of his true friends. Xanders are free-loaders and always will be.
That Xander guy is a real free-loader
by Ooga Booga I Got Yo Toes January 25, 2019
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Xander

I'm Xander I like fortnite
by Gag boo November 25, 2018
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Xander

That nerdy mexican monster that sweats and smells you, he asks if you have a body pillow and says that every other person is best girl. Watches hentai and says that it is ecchi.
Ew, there goes that Xander, disgusting.
by Heir of the thicc throne February 4, 2019
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Xander

xanders are unique to say the least. they are commonly found as vsco girls aka dumb bitches with hydroflasks sksksksksksks
by Wagwanboi September 9, 2019
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Xandara

Xandara is a kind, polite girl who you can practically see through. she tries to hide her emotions, but fails sometimes, like a partly fogged diamond.she usually has flaming red hair or blonde hair, with green or blue eyes. she almost always has freckles, and an overprotective older sibling. she is beautiful in a quiet, calm collected way but does not see herself like that. she is smart and loves reading, you will often see her in an oversized sweater, leggings, fluffy socks, and curled up in a fluffy chair reading. because of her shyness, she is also self-conscious and always alert to what people are saying, fearing it might be about her.

WARNING: DON'T GET ON HER BAD SIDE
when someone hurts Xandara's close friends or family, she will exact revenge. not violent or untamed, but will take time planning it. she will do it in public and always aims for you weak spot: social life, fashion, screens.... she will make your life living hell until the victim is satsified or she is satisfied.
"Is that Xandara? she seems to harmless. I can practically feel what she's feeling."
"Answers to your question: yes, that is her. you have no idea, not harmless at all. that's why she's delicate; she's so vulnerable with her emotions."
by prettythingLOL November 26, 2021
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Xander

Xander is a gay midget that deserves to be raped
Stop being a xander
by anonymous June 9, 2022
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xander black

is black and stupid. if your name is xander, fuck you.
xander black is black and stupid.
by cum1039489 October 19, 2019
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