Wonderdad

Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.

You changed a diaper? Congratulations, wonderdad. Tell your wife I said, "what's up."

by TurboSexaphonic October 11, 2018

Skin Winder

Someone who performs the act of blowing on the the male genitalia.

David is dust, speaking of David Long he's skin winding some guy in the bathroom. Wow he's such a skin winder.

by ihazzkoolaid November 25, 2014

Three minute wonder

A guy who doesn't last nore than three minutes during sex.
Three minute wonder.

Three jerks, and a sqirt. |:
I'll finish myself off. LOL.
Three minute wonder.

by Alelle May 2, 2009

one-text wonder

1.a person, while during any time in their day, sends only one text to someone inquiring "what's up" or "what are you up to tonight", after which, the recipient responds only to hear from that person days later when the cycle repeats.

"Timmy is a notorious one-text wonder."

by alupinthat April 3, 2010

One Stroke Wonder

A man who is really good at line games but is really bad at sex.

I told that guy to beat my line game and he did it. Wow he is such a one stroke wonder. But he's still a Fuckboy.

by Penis Music June 4, 2018

one album wonder

Common in the '90s, a one album wonder is an artist who puts out one successful album and several singles, and then quickly fades into obscurity. This is different from one-hit wonders from the 80's, who only had one hit single.

The Cranberries, Garbage, and Alanis Morissette are all exampls of a one album wonder in varying degrees.

by inxblot October 18, 2007

one eyed wonder worm

The male genatalia, a penis

Once she got a look at my one eyed wonder worm, it was on!!

by bluzcrazy May 5, 2006