Wrench

Another name for a looser, someone who is annoying, or just someone who thinks they're cool but is worthless. Synonymous with calling someone a tool.

Look at that dude's faux-hawk, what a wrench!

by Basilk June 27, 2008

cock wrench

a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.

when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.

by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

wrenched

adjective to describe a situation where someone else throws a wrench in your plans thereby ruining everything.

verb; to wrench, wrenched: meaning to be the wrench thrower in someone else's plans.

had to cut my vacation short to fly home for a wedding. i totally got wrenched.

went on a double date with my friend, ended up with the notty mess. my friend totally wrenched me on that one.

by squeezyesq. August 18, 2010

Gangley Wrench

A slang term for marijuana, used mostly to purchase a certain amount.

Joe:"Hey man, could I borrow an 1/8 (1/4 ect.) inch gangley wrench?"

Larry:"sure thing."

Joe:"I'm going over to Bob's to borrow a gangley wrench."

Wife:"alright honey, suppers at 6."

by Sittin' Easy January 17, 2009

vaginal wrench

The vagina used as a tool to force actions one would not normally volunteer for.

My boyfriend refused to take out the trash so I used the vaginal wrench: No sex for three days.

Tanya uses the vaginal wrench at her job to get promoted. She's sucked every cock on the sales team.

by Spirit Bear February 8, 2014

Swedish Pipe Wrench

when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion

fuck she brought me unstuck with the swedish pipe wrench

by the dirty sweed July 12, 2011

condom wrench

Device used to tighten a condom. Used as an insult for someone like saying they're wrapping around a penis. It also combined 2 unlikely words which give it some added humor.

someone acting gay and stupid.

"What the hell are you doing, condom wrench!?"

by Takuban November 6, 2006