mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

Scotch Watch

the result of drinking too much, or preferably scotch. when the victim falls asleep, they get a ballsack slapped on their wrist, thus the notorious Scotch Watch

Frat Boy 1:Dude, Jerry passed out!
Frat Boy 2: dude, it's a perfect time to give him a Scotch Watch!
Frat Boy 1: Ehh, you're right, he's a pledge anyway

by Ya Boy Trax June 16, 2010

China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020

What the fuck did I just watch

The subtitle to the anime show Neon Genesis Evangelion and the conclusive movie The End of Evangelion.

*credits roll*
man
what the fuck did I just watch

by cuntslapper December 18, 2014

watch eye

A 'watch-eye' is when one eye is brown and the other eye is blue. Such a pale blue, that it's almost white. Most often found in dog's.

That Husky's watch eye is freaking me out.

by ><Shroomie>< July 23, 2007

Kobe Watching

1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.

2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater

see peeping tom

Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"

Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"

Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)

Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"

Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"

Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"

by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010

watch me whip, watch me nae nae

The act of burdening someone by demanding they observe you dance a particular type of danced called "the nae nae".

"Hey, Brock...Brock...Brock...hey...hey...hey Brock...Brock...Brock..", "WHAT!?", "...now...watch me whip, watch me nae nae..".

That was the last time anyone ever saw Steven alive, as well as the last time Brock tasted sweet, sweet freedom.

Do you or someone you know suffer from a compulsive need for others to observe you whip and nae nae? Seek help today, you may just save a life.

by Bértha BigLötts June 3, 2016