Wood Nymph

A midget fairy-like creature who enjoys having sex a lot, and is made out of wood.

Damn it was crazy. I thought she was a wood nymph but actually she was just having sex while wearing a brown dress and only appeared diminutive because I was watching the action from afar.

by $$$$$G-Money$$$$$ November 26, 2010

Wood-licker

Someone who plays a woodwind instrument requiring a reed. Also, any body who just likes the taste of reeds or wood.

Patrick: Hey Squidward, you play the clarinet alot.
Squidward: I do. I'm a proud wood-licker. Yes I am. Now leave me alone, you imbecil.

by Latisha Mags November 26, 2011

Wood butt

Wood butt

A condition that friends tend to get when one needs a favor.

Particularly common in moving situations, or anything that will take a fair amount of time/effort.

Me: "Hey man, can I get a hand moving some furniture tonight? You don't still have Wood butt do you?"

Friend: "Wood butt? What's that?"

Me: "Can you help or not?"

Friend: "Well I would but..."

Me: "What the f, you still have it."

by Hwolf August 23, 2012

Wood Sugar

The always sweet (sometimes sour) milk of the loins.

Girlfriend: walks through the door, "my god I've had a rough day."
Boyfriend: sitting on couch, "awe I'm sorry babe, come over here and let me give you a little wood sugar."

by adsffgvsdfadf February 27, 2015

Wood Talk

Those tough conversations that require your friend mary jane to be your mediator and guide the conference. Conversations had under the influience of the wood.

wood talk , im wishing that we would talk....

by eatthemcheekshoe October 1, 2018

Wood-Ridge

with the exeption of about 1500 sq feet, this 1 sq mile town is one big shithole. although it is a place of memories, from drinking in your car on the way to the parties, to playing pool football/baseball and your neighbors house. we had an actual stickball field til some dickhead tore the fence down and then that went away. u can get weed from most of the pizza places in town, and if cool enough with the delivery boys theyll even bring it to you. there is 5 pizza places all within about 1 minute of each other, and 3 of them taste the exact same. it was home to the greatest softball game of all time played by the 2004 graduating class with the wood-ridge all stars destroying the moonachie/transfer mutants in a 7 game series. although wood-ridge isnt all that, it isnt nearly as shitty as moonachie which is the town underneath. theres alot of wannabe thugs that pretend to sell drugs and say there from hard places but everyone knows there not. oh and it was homeplace to the best lil emo punk bitch beating in the gym locker room of all time. well thats wood-ridge for you

i went down to moonachie and it smelt like shit so i went up to wood-ridge to get some pizza, beat down lil emo punks, and look at somebody that sold weed once and pretend to be pablo escobar. oh yeh and frankie muniz grew up here

by jon bon jovi214 October 14, 2006

wood pine

a wooden baseball bat. when used as a weapon

dont worry im bringin the wood pine

by Dylan Patterson February 6, 2008