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Wood Nymph 

A midget fairy-like creature who enjoys having sex a lot, and is made out of wood.

Damn it was crazy. I thought she was a wood nymph but actually she was just having sex while wearing a brown dress and only appeared diminutive because I was watching the action from afar.

Wood Nymph by $$$$$G-Money$$$$$ November 26, 2010