The Voldemort

the sexual act in which a man engaging in heterosexual, two person intercourse, fakes an explosive climax near the very beginning, and when the female begins to let her guard down, return and dominate her violently.

hey man, i gave Victoria The Voldemort yesterday.
oh dude, she must have been mad.

by Jack Hawff February 26, 2011

voldemort

n. 1) one who enjoys the company of snakes; 2) one who has developed a black, loveless soul over time; 3) one convinced of his own self-worth; 4) one lacking in the ability to relate to others; 5) destroyer of worlds; 6) one who feeds on the dependence of others, yet offers nothing in return; 7) one unjustifiably convinced of his own cleverness; 8) one with few redeeming qualities; 9) a cocky douchebag; 10) one who thinks it is okay to wear/regularly wears navy blue, brown, and black clothing, all at the same time.

"I ran into Voldemort the other day and his long, awkward hug suffocated my will to live."
"Don't worry, you're not the first."
"Yeah, that happened to me too."
"And me."
"Yep, me too."
"It happens to the best of us."

"Hey, how about we pool our money and send Voldemort to therapy?"
"Let's give it to his latest victim instead."

by you are a May 17, 2006

volleyball

a verry fun sport that i love to play

i hit the volleyball

by johnwhfduwehuifhfwe March 10, 2008

Volleyball

Other than a sport, volleyball is a common term used at beaches between males to announce the presence of a moderately attractive female without drawing attention. It is usually placed in a question followed by a time of day to signify the direction of the female relative to the speaker.

Mike: "Hey, Geoff, volleyball at 12 o'clock?"
Geoff turns around and looks behind him.
Geoff: "Oh, yeah, I'm in!"

by MACHone Inc. October 10, 2005

volleyer

a wannabee setter.

this volleyball player has very little technique, while (s)he believes that he is the dogs bollocks

his no setter his a volleyer.

by vbfan February 18, 2005

Fuck like Prairie Voles

To engage in constant sexual activity within a committed, monogamous romantic relationship.

"So, you and Sarah have been seeing each other for a while now. Have you gotten any?"
"Oh, yeah. We fuck like Prairie Voles."

by Yodafan December 25, 2009

voldemog

to 'voldemog' a person is to cut off their ears and nose to leave them looking like a certain rescue cat which no one would adopt due to its unfortunate loss of said features. Google it. Poor thing.

shut up before I voldemog you, you dumb fucking cunt

by hoonut March 8, 2011